Scene: The Godfather wearing nothing but the worst hangover ever and his very exclusive Lagerfeld sleeping mask.
- Vito!
- Yes Godfather?
- Vito! Where are you? I can’t slap you if I can’t see you!
- Right here sir. Right next to you. If you take off you sleeping mask you’ll see me.
- Vito (slap), you smart ass! Haven’t I told you to stop me from drinking so much?!
- Yes sir. You did.
- So, why didn’t you?
- Well, I tried but you locked yourself in your room with a case of beer, two valium and a bottle of tequila.
- But Vito (slap) you incompetent SOB. You should have kicked the door down.
- Well sir, when it comes to self-destruction you are the most competent man alive and there was nothing I could have done.
- Well (slap) this is for trying to stop me and (slap) this for not doing your job!
- Thank you sir. Is there anything else?
- Yes, bring me a Bloody Mary with an extra shot of vodka.
- Yes sir. Will that be all?
- No, go kill yourself. I can’t stand the sight of you!
- Yes sir, should I do it before or after I bring you your drink?
- Vito! (slap). First the drink and than death!
- Yes sir, one Bloody Mary and one shotgun coming right up!
- And Vito!
- Yes sir!?
- Don’t mess up the kitchen, I believe I invited some people over for diner and drinks.
- Yes sir!
