Ops... that is my life!

Ok... two things:

1. Does anyone get the horse?

2. How hard was it to make this video without getting a hard on?

Commitment is the devil!

If you say you like me, I’ll make you love me.

If you say you love me, I’ll leave you.

The Godfather in – Brokeback Mountain my ass…

Scene: the Godfather standing next to the barn, dressed in his full cowboy outfit… black vinyl, western, high hills, pointy Prada boots; western Lacoste silk shirt with mother pearl buttons; beaten up super extra/where are my balls tight western Diesel jeans; Hermes bandana around the neck and the usual long blond wig made up in a Dolly Parton hairdo.

- Vito! Where are you, you 2 tons pumpkin pie?
- Here sir!
- (slap) Haven’t I told yah to place the rhino in the fire early?
- Yes sir, but I was tending to the beer!
- Ok! (slap) is everything ready for tonight? The guests, Sunshine Santana and his entourage must be arriving any minute now!
- Yes sir! Except for the mud pool, all is in order!
- Great… fill up the pool… I want to see the “girls” playing all night!
- Yes sir!!!

Couple of hours later…

- Vito… (Whip in the but)!
- Who is that crazy queen singing “meteor of lust” with tighter jeans than mine?
- That is Sunshine Santana sir, the singing act you hired!
- (Whip) what the fuck? That much makeup would be enough for the whole cast of Gone With the Wind!
- Tell me about sir… and sir, when did you get the whip? I like it!
- (Slap, whip) Shut up you crazy cowgirl… this is for Sunshine, I was told he likes a little whip in the bedroom, if you know what I mean?!
- No sir, I don’t… but I hear it takes him 45 minutes just to take his pants off!
- Holy mad cow… I don’t think I can be sober that long! Oh, well… let us drink to another failed night in the Godfather’s barn!
- Well sir, not all is lost… here is a purple goat for you farm!
- And here is a fresh slap (slap) for your farm, what am I suppose to do with a goat?
- Well.. you know!
- No, I don’t… but give it here… who knows… I may get hungry later!
- Here you go sir...
- Thanks, And don’t forget to give Sunshine 50 bucks for the cab home!
- Yes Godfather, will do. Goodnight!

A tempos...

Faz tempo que não apareço por aqui. Faz um monte de cerveja, um monte de viagens, um monte de amores, um monte de ressacas, um monte de noites sem dormir...

Mapa do meu nada toca no Mac... contra-mão sinalizada! Hahaha!

Será que estou na contra-mão? Sim, sempre!

E começa “I drove all night” caraca... esse Mac ta contra mim hoje. Vou desligar essa merda e almoçar que eu ganho mais. Ou não!

Mais um cigarro por favor.

“I could taste your sweet kisses... your arms open wide... this fever for you is just burning me up inside... I drove all night...”

Caaaaaaaaanta Roy!!!

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