Scene: Bedroom decorated as a decadent Chinese bordello, heavy red velvet drapes, a large king size bed with 500 throw-pillows on top, an autographed picture of Liza Minnelli on the mantle and the Godfather sitting in a deep-red velvet chaise in his usual silk robe, his long blond wig and also his favorite pair of Manolo’s.
- Vito!
- Yes, Godfather?
- Vito, bring the car around, you are driving me to Church today. I have baptism school.
- Yes, Godfather.
- And Vito!
- Yes, Godfather?
- What ever happened to that prick? I mean priest?
- He decided to abandon Church and started a boy band. They call themselves The Devil’s Baby Boys or Teedeebeebee or googoodaadaa or something. I hear they sing wearing only devil’s tail and horns.
- Vito!
- Yes Godfather?
- (Slap in the face). Next time, follow my orders to the dot.
- Yes Godfather.
- Uh, poka-dot! Vito, get me my poka-doted Armani suit.
- Which one Godfather, the black and white or the grey and pink?
- Vito (another slap). We are going to church, the black and white, definitely!
- Yes Godfather.
* To be continued *
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