Scene: Austin Martin Limo parked in front of the Godfather's townhouse in Soho. 23 Louis Vuitton suit cases in the trunk and 12 piled up on the curb. The Godfather in his Burberry overcoat, holding his pink passaport in one hand and his Burberry travel bag on the other. Knee-long Prada boots and his usual long blond wig.
- Vito! Move your fat ass or I’ll miss my plane!
- Yes Godfather! But sir, the plane is yours. I believe they will wait for you.
- Vito! (slap in the face). Yes. That is true! But you know I need these vacations!
- Yes Godfather. (Vito thinking: I don’t know why. The man does nothing, but drinking, partying and shopping 24/7).
- Vito! (another slap). That one you deserved. And stop thinking bullshit or I’ll give you a fresh one!
- I am sorry Godfather.
- Vito! Did you place Texugo’s tail in Don Luvetta’s denture glass as I requested?
- Yes Godfather!
- Good. I bet he will stop harassing me about that stupid book. I mean, why in the hell people read a book about the sex life of a girl and pony?
- There are some sick people in this world, Godfather. I mean, people still read Paulo Coelho's books... can you imagine having sex with Frodo?
- Vito! You sick ignorant bastard. That was Brida and not Frodo. But come to think of it... they both suck!
- Yes Godfather.
- And Vito, I know you like some kinky stuff now and again! But you should slow down on the porn and start reading a bit. Maybe find someone to share life... you know!
- Yes Godfather.
- Vito! Let’s cut the bullshit. You know what? I don’t feel like going to San Fran anymore. Move the bags into the house and let’s unpack!
- You know what Godfather? I am tired of your bullshit. You want to go, you want to stay… what the fuck? I mean, make up you mind, I am not your slave, you know? And when will give me the respect and value I deserve? I do everything around here... I take care of you, I wash, I clean, I cook, I drive and I have to be all groomed for when you get home! And what’s with the slapping? My god… how could I put up with you for so many years?
- Vito! (slap in the face). What are you, day dreaming? Wake up and get the bags!
- Yes Godfather.
5 comentários:
I like the Aston Martin limo!
...and it gets better and better!
thank god there are people like you in my tedious daily... everyday life.
Acho que Don Luvetta merecia um episódio especial...
eu tb acho q o Don Luvetta merece um episodio especial... de preferencia com muito sexo, com varias mulheres gostosas... mas essa de botar o rabo do texugo no denture glass foi sensacional... eu nao sei o godfather tira tanta criatividade...
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