The Godfather – Thank God for Obama

Scene: the Godfather sitting in a lawn chair beside the pool, a cosmopolitan in one hand and a Daniel Craig popsicle on the other. A fluffy black Chanel robe hanging in the back of the chair, and a towel around the waist. Havaianas flip-flops next to the chair.

- Vito!
- Yes godfather.
- Get me another one of these Dan Craig suckables. I love them.
- Yes Godfather
- Sir, we are all out of Daniel Craig. Would you like an Obama or a Cher?
- Vito! (slap in the crotch) I told you to get some more yesterday.
- I am sorry Godfather. I was on duty at the Aspen YMCA.
- OK then. (another slap). But do not forget next time. And give me Cher, Obama melts too fast and is way too big.
- Soooooo… Vitoooo! How was it at the “Y” yesterday?
- Please Godfather!?
- Oh… shut up you… big baby you… get yourself an Obama and go play! And Vito! (another slap). This is for not letting me sleep with Texugo on Sunday, I hope you are treating him with respect.
- Yes Godfather.