The Godfather IV – La Vendetta, the microwave and the dildo.

Scene: The Godfather fresh out of the shower in his baby-blue silk robe. Stephany and the Cross Fox playing on the Bang & Olufsen Stereo… One hand holding the program for Beauty and the Beast and the other “holding” Vito’s crotch! And the usual long blond wig.

- Vito!

- Yes Godfather… I am right here!

- Vito! I know… force of habit… VITO!!!

- Yes sir!

- Vito (slap in the face). Is everything ready for Friday’s play?

- Yes sir! All personnel is in place, Miss S. Bombomlazangny will be arriving at the theater moments before the second curtain call. Her manicure set was delivered without any issues.

- Manicure set? Is she planning on manicuring him to death?

- Or to bordome. But apparently she has enough stuff in that kit to blow us all to Kingdome come!

- Vito! (slap). As long as the job gets done, I don’t care if she cuts his hair, manicure him or extreme make over him… I just want it done! And what about Don Luv?

- Don Luv’s invite was delivered and RSVPed but he will be unaccompanied. Apparently Miss Anna has disappeared from their airplane on the way to India.

- Disappeared from an airplane?

- Yes sir. She was going over there to purchase a dalit child. Apparently she had a roach infestation.

- My God Vito… she was sucked by the… holy crap… I mean, literally.

- Yes sir. Tell me about it. That is the preferred topic of discussion at the ABSTA.

- ABSTA? What the fuck is that?

- Anorexics and bulimics that were sucked by the toilets anonymous.

- Well, I see… interesting that they are able to keep anonymity after such an event. But I did not know there was such an organization.

- Yes sir. There is… and they are pretty big. Whitney Huston and Michael Jackson are members. I mean, Michael was a member.

- Vito! (slap in the face) Isn’t it anonymous? Shut up and don’t mention any names!

- Yes sir…

- And Vito… (slap in the face). This is for microwaving my revenge to the point of a nuclear reaction. Remember: “less is more”.
- Yes Godfather.